Top Ten Worst Public Service Announcements

10. "Help control the animal population - roll your windows up when you go into the store."

9. Hi. I'm Brad Pitt. I don't run with scizzors, and neither should you!

8. The national weather service has issued a severe bird dropping warning for the following counties...

7. "We pardon the interruption, but could Dave Blinkins please call your mom. She misses you."

6. "I'm George W. Bush for Mensa...."

5. This is the dead ghost of Chris Farley, here to remind you: Just say no!

4. "Remember kids, this is Paul Mitchell reminding you that friends don't let friends get split ends."

3. Have you checked your dairy expiry dates today?

2. "Smokers die younger. Light up and save MediCare."

1. Remember - don't eat batteries. It could save your life.

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